#00004 - Niblic's Fine Criticism: Atleast it's not 007.

WARNING - Not safe for your sanity - WARNING

"Sk8rGameFreak"

Okay, so this review should be nice, short and crispy with hate. You'd likely agree that it would be too easy of a job to review a dumbass, this would probably be like a mini-drama section slapped into an innocent blog. If the same was done with Off-topic, you'd get a blog about oil, dicks and word-changing games. Here's something you should know; this review is just a quality amount of stupid jokes and insults glued together, and that's all I really need to say. This guy likes combining "gay" and "ass" together in one sentence, and he seems to have a delusion that he's getting positive replies. In his mentally incorrect view of the world, it's possible to become a super-game-artist by drawing crude smiley faces for a character texture. This guy also wants to buttfuck you with a 24 inch spear, and it seems that everyone else that didn't threaten to buttfuck someone with a 24 inch spear were apparently gay peop- oh, what's this:

I'm not butthurt. I have no problem doing this, I enjoy it. - Sk8rGameFreak

He is immune to the pain of buttfucking someone with a 24 inch spear, and he's enjoying it. He still thinks everybody is a fag or something like that, here why don't you have another quote?

hmm, you're gonna rape me. That sounds faggish - Same guy

You do not forcibly buttfuck the buttfucker with your tiny organic spear, he buttfucks you with his wooden 24 inch spear.

This guy has other interests other than buttfucking you with his 24 inch spear, interests such as buttfucking people who disses the child-friendly vidya with his 24 inch spear. The vidya is an eternal paradise for serial rapists with 24 inch spears that is comprised of orange transparent chainsaws, purple dragons that shoot darkness, and Lego pirate sex. You can also obtain the bricks from a purple dragon and a sand monster to create a 24 inch spear which you can fly over the vidya around all the 5-year old children.


In all seriousness, he would like to buttfuck you with his 25 inch spear instead... and he would find it very pleasurable